Weird, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Creeped out

Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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MxAxRxCxO 30

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:40

You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)

Likian5 26

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:40

Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 18 December 2013 18:08

Looks like he likes the smell of hard work..

bella_bunz0415 10

Wednesday 18 December 2013 18:10

Eeeeek sounds like this creepy guy I rode the buss with he would always sniff the seat before he sat down

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 18 December 2013 18:21

Let management know. He'll get kicked out.

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 18 December 2013 18:32

I don't understand something... If he got low enough to sniff the seat, why didn't you kick him in the face? Or curb stomp his ass? Japanese people bow to show respect to those in a position of authority, this derived from showing your neck to your lord. It is a sign of weakness to someone else, use it to break his face. :)

kf4vkp 3

Wednesday 18 December 2013 18:58

Wipe the seat down when your done. Problem solved.

taylorloveshk 5

Thursday 19 December 2013 6:17

Someone ******* understands. Thank you for your intelligence!

ErwinsWife 5

Wednesday 18 December 2013 19:25

OMG!! Creepy

Devul143 12

Wednesday 18 December 2013 19:41

omfg.. that's soooo effin creepy!! Watch your back!!

kaablam 17

Wednesday 18 December 2013 20:02

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