Intimacy, Sex and Frustration: Craving it - FML

Craving it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 00:01

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Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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Bustin' makes me feel good

By Billie - 03/09/2025 13:00 - United States

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Today, after years of my husband letting himself go and our sex life dying a slow, painful death, he's finally gotten my hints and started exercising and eating right, and he looks amazing. But now he has no sex drive and says, "I'm getting older, there are more important things to me than busting nuts all day!" FML

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The spark is gone

By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 14:00 - United States - Orange Park

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Today, my husband of 16 years had to force himself to be intimate with me. In his words, not because he’s not attracted to me but because he no longer has emotions or feelings towards me. I’m still deeply in love and had to force intimacy because now I feel like I’m just a means to an end. FML

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Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

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Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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Talk to me

By Anonymous - 31/08/2025 22:00 - Sweden - Agunnaryd

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Today, I'm sad. My wife of six years cares very little about my satisfaction. Intimacy is my receiving love language, and while we do have sex sometimes, she wants me to "take" or "use" her. I want to be felt up and be shown I'm wanted, too. FML

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Libido says no

By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

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Today, I discovered my girlfriend of 5 years would rather split up than make any shred of effort to revive her utterly dead libido from the last 2 years. She promised the whole past month to make an effort, before admitting she never gave a shit when my patience with her ran out. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

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Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

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Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 17:02 - United States - Herndon

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Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML

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Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

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Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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What are you hiding?

By Horny af - 05/10/2025 22:00

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Today, after several grueling weeks at the gym, my moribund sex drive suddenly kicked into high gear. All I want is for my husband to fuck me senseless, but he's now convinced I'm just trying to butter him up before dropping a bombshell. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 26 May 2022 1:09

You should have a serious talk with him, consider couples’ counseling. A low libido doesn’t equate to a total lack of affection.

Niniva 8

Thursday 2 June 2022 5:05

I did cry.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 26 May 2022 1:09

You should have a serious talk with him, consider couples’ counseling. A low libido doesn’t equate to a total lack of affection.

Niniva 8

Thursday 2 June 2022 5:05

I did cry.

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