School, Embarrassing and Awkward: Cool look

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By d0rk_ - 02/09/2011 20:44 - Canada

Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 21:25 - Canada

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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Disappointment

By nevergoingtopeeagain - 07/11/2013 00:16 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML

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By Anon - 18/12/2013 09:56 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 1:11

That's hilarious!

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Saturday 3 September 2011 1:10

Oh sucks for you!

Comments

hockey199813 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:15

That's funny

marcoshid 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:19

haha, not too vad, our hallpass used to be a pink toilet seat.

DelilahPhan 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:12

Omg that's awesome! I want one of those.

Mysanitywins 10

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:26

Gah, my school is boring. We got nothing like that

Shuffles 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:21

that's not that bad, in my bio class we used to have to take a tape worm in jar, and it was leaky :p

WCARlover 34

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:22

Well I'm sure other people take the class and know that thats the pass...weird teacher though

TheFlyingMan 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 4:21

What do you mean? That teacher sounds like a great teacher, the plunger isn't so bad.

BountyBass 13

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:23

Roll your sleeves up!

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:24

That shit is funny. I have a strange sense of humor; some absurdist thing like walking around with a plunger as a hall pass would make me laugh.

Mysanitywins 10

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:33

I'd walk around school like a boss. I'd be laughing so hard.

ZebulonPike 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:25

Is that a metaphorical reference to your grades?

LuHGiiiT 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:29

In school...? -_-

poppinblue 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:25

Did she run out of other creative things to make you walk around with?

bullrider92 19

Saturday 3 September 2011 2:54

Like maybe a roll of toilet paper.

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:12

Now THAT would be useful!!!

maddy1028 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:29

I guess you'll be holding it in from now on. Smart teacher!

claricebeasley 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:30

That's honestly not that bad haha

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