Sex, Awkward, Cheating and Intimacy: Confuddled

Confuddled

By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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Breaking news

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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You must be kidding me

By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 11/07/2025 20:00 - Netherlands - Creil

Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML

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Sleep it off

By Anonymous - 01/06/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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alexup24 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:02

I'd start filing a divorce...

thebaddayblues 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:01

I hate when that happens..

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 April 2012 23:11

you should have beat the guy up or something...she's your wife...

misterbufford 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 23:13

Go to the card catalog and look up "Man-up" or maybe go back home, rummage through her purse to find your balls, and then you can confront her.

TrashCan69 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 23:28

Go back, tie that **** to the bed, Grab her curling iron shove it in her unfaithful hole and plug it in.

xoainarxo 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:33

Omg that's horrible :( I'm sorry ! BUT! I wouldve either screamed right back or like kick that dudes ass xD divorce her !!

williamcarter93 13

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:38

I could say beat the man's ass, but that's not his fault. I mean, yes, he ****** a married woman, but he took no vows to OP. His wife did. If ass must be beaten, beat the wife's.

benikki 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:53

Damn!!!! Wanna get back at her? ????

AnimationStation 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:28

I very seldom YDI, but I daresay that your passive reaction to these extra-marital activities in your marital bed is indicativ of your passivity in the relationship. Yes her actions were wrong, but you needed to show some manliness - knock the guy out! Then either sort things out in your marriage or end the damn thing! $0.02