Work and Family: Clean break

Clean break

By Anonymous - 07/08/2026 12:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was let go from my stepmom's family business because she and my dad are getting a divorce, and she says it's too painful and awkward to have me still hired on. I can't afford a wrongful termination suit. FML

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Hangryko 31

Friday 7 August 2026 13:14

Seek a lawyer who will accept contingency payment. In the meantime, find groups on social media that offer free legal advice from actual lawyers.

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Hangryko 31

Friday 7 August 2026 13:14

Seek a lawyer who will accept contingency payment. In the meantime, find groups on social media that offer free legal advice from actual lawyers.

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