Check these bad boys out

Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:57 - Australia

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML
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XOfiestypixie 0

They're from Australia, silly. Why would they go to the US when Thailand is so much closer?

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johnnyramone 0

agreed. but even so...thats just full of win

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CountFunkula 0

Man, I guess if you got fired.... well, at least you went out with some ******* style.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

A) did the boss promote both of you yet? B) pics? C) security tapes?

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shadow_child 0

Haha... that's hilarious! I can just imagine some chick saying and doing that and I'm cracking up. Great FML

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scaj 0

why did you stick your hands down her shirt?, couldn't you just had felt their hardiness true the bra.

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Intoxicunt 5

Through* Not necessarily, if she had one of those firm cup bras, rather than the thin cloth or lace kind.

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Spaceghost77 0

Perfectly natural. You should of been naked too.

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jonny2x4 0

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNBAGS FTW!!!!!!!! HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Arcterion 0

Wait, wait. Your co-working went to Thailand to get breast implants? Tell her to consider her actions when she finally gets that infection.

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JuuChan 3

I was thinking that exact same thing. Ew. Tell her to visit her doctor right away!

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