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Catboys rise up

CatWoman - 11/02/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Just Caturday things

JJBones - 29/06/2012 10:03 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

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Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML

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The Lovecats

HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Nice guy

sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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Facebook of what?

TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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Never enough

crazycatlady - - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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Creeper alert!

creeper-status - - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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summerloolooloo 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:16

How is that bad?

Wooddaver 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:53

haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"

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Thursday 14 July 2011 6:44

whiteboy7thst

Seabeast1000 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:13

The girl I like has a facebook for her dog.

msDpenguin 0

Monday 3 October 2011 13:18

nearly everyone has a fb page for their pets... how is this a FML?

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Saturday 24 December 2011 2:56

Awesome :)

mintstashinurtea 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 23:55

holy cow he cares about animals?! you better drop him now or he might do something crazy like ask you to dinner or get you a flower. in fact your likely going to have to move to a completly different state now...

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Monday 27 February 2012 4:39

Hahahaha, I have totally considered making one for my cat!!! And my friends all say that if I do they will make one for their pets too!!! It is not a bad thing, just shows how much we love our pets and treat them as members of our families not just as accessories. This is not any FML unless you dislike animals.

sidkenney 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:29

Haha lol:) that's kinda awesome.

anakillme 6

Saturday 16 August 2014 3:42

thats the opposite of a problem

fantasyworld 37

Monday 25 August 2014 3:30

Why do people have profiles for their pets?

shelzykid 12

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:54

When I was little, I was bored, so I made a Facebook profile for each of my dogs.

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Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML

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Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML

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Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML

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Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML

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Today, my fiancée told me that she thinks she's asexual. Guess I know why we haven't had sex in months. When I said this was a deal breaker, she said, "If you'd stop being a horny pig for five seconds, it wouldn't be." FML

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