Building Fail By FML Videos - 20/11/2018 00:30 I'm just gonna walk away now... I agree, your life sucks 264 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 814 You deserved it 2 837
Today, I had to call social services after a couple once again brought their baby in with severe allergic reactions. His allergy? The family dog. These idiots would rather let their kid die than get rid of the stupid mutt. FML I agree, your life sucks 450 You deserved it 119
Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from one of my employees, who said that he needed to take a day off from work to, "emotionally deal with the issue." FML I agree, your life sucks 5 098 You deserved it 419
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 106 You deserved it 3 634
Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 043 You deserved it 5 067
Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 859 You deserved it 15 806
Today, I found out that they won't hold my stimulus for child support, only to find out that they withheld it to give it to me when I file my taxes. Which child support will take. FML I agree, your life sucks 501 You deserved it 1 845
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 909 You deserved it 2 165