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badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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don'tdrinkthat - - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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Bad babysitter

cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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Big brained

TiredTeacher95 - 22/01/2022 19:59

Today, I had to call poison control on one of my students, because they decided to drink a half a bottle of hand sanitizer. FML

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A bit early for all that

Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

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anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:33

she carries a whole bottle with her? cant wait to see what her liver is like in 10 years. she needs a good talking too.

J0HNYR0773N 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:32

ROFL thats ****** great.. did you catch it in time?

missbucket 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:24

I'm a teen. And I keep vodka in water bottles.

strawberryswirl 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:50

Slap the shit out of any teenager who does this.

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

I'd suggest doubling her chores to teach her a work ethic and Jesus camp to deal with the alcoholism.

tehhotness 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:28

I hope youre being sarcastic 137

thegoodlifeNOT 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:54

well someones grounded

mrcarmine 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:52

i hope your daughter submits her side of the story hahaha

Router 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:41

too bad this didn't really happen.

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Sunday 29 March 2009 3:51

#134 - not always true about high schoolers starting way before elementary school kids. I had class at 8am all the time in grade school and in high school, there were semesters that I didn't even start until 10:30am. And depending where she lives, there could be a store right at the corner of her block. Just like my area, it's literally only 30 steps outside and I'm at my corner deli store. So it wouldn't take her long to go out real quick, buy a bottle and be back home in a minute.