Anyonexx0 - 14/04/2015 18:15 - United States - Washington
Second chancer
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Beep beep
iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills
#Childfree
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Mad lad
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Application - 28/07/2015 20:44 - United States - Cincinnati
queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn
acidonymous - 09/07/2015 04:32 - United States - Dearborn
acidonymous
this is literally my first FML ever made, let alone published!!! This was really surprising to wake up to. But to elaborate a little bit more, yes i did have to stay and clean it up, but i did get paid to do it. The lady in the motor scooter did not make any purchases and walked out of the store right after it happened (walking perfectly fine), probably to avoid conflict. So no one got the chance to talk to her. luckily i had no immediate plans after work other than sleep!
big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco
poop - 21/03/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - London
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patient_mom - 14/06/2015 01:27 - Australia - Surrey Hills
overreacting - 03/04/2015 06:08 - United States - Saint Charles
sadbuttru95 - 13/06/2015 21:20 - Denmark - Slagelse
sadbuttru95
OP here, the radio was, thankfully, in one of our sheds and I have now thrown it far, far away
JillianJuneBug - 16/05/2015 16:16 - United States - Standish
JillianJuneBug
Lol, my dad always had this type of sense of humor. He was mostly serious about this though, so we keep the 10+ cards in the glove box.
Anonymous - 02/07/2015 04:49 - Australia - Townsville
Planning
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Anonymous - 26/03/2015 18:36 - United States - Silverdale
horsefuck - 07/08/2015 12:51 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
Hi guys, OP here! To clarify, by donuts she meant those "Chinese" sugar donuts that you can get at cheap buffets (at least where I live, in rural Ohio). Instead, we are relatively more of a high end Chinese restaurant, a family owned place that could be compared to PF Changs. So there is no way we would have those cheap donuts anyways! But for whatever reason she thought that fried wontons were the same things as those fried sugar donuts. She was incredibly upset and basically demanded that we give her the fried donuts that we supposedly offered on our website. Basically, working as a server/host in a restaurant is fun when you get to deal with unreasonable people! Thanks for the publish!