Your everyday life stories

HappyBirthdayIGuess - 12/07/2016 16:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found out my parents' insurance stopped covering me, despite being eligible for 5 more years. I found out they changed their mind checking into a super important doctors appointment to renew the medicine that keeps me alive and somewhat functioning. I have less than a week of it left.

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Thomsen - 12/07/2016 15:53 - Denmark

Today, I was at work and I stood in a hallway and talked with some of my mates, then noticed my crush heading in my direction. She stopped in front of me and I just looked at her, then my friend slapped my on the arm and she said "please move, there is a pokèmon behind you".

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Gloomzz - 12/07/2016 15:49 - Latvia - Riga

Today, I told my best friend about my long-term crush. Being the great friend that he is. He arranged a date. For himself. FML

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anonymous - 12/07/2016 15:46 - United States - Wilmington

Today, someone thought I was taking a picture of them, and called the cops on me. I was just playing Pokémon GO.

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Anonymous - 12/07/2016 15:45

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in two years because of a dark spot I found on my tooth. I figured I had at least one cavity so I wasn't too nervous about going. It turns out I have ten. FML

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Nirota - 12/07/2016 15:44 - India - Hyderabad

Today my sister and I was watching this dance show and my parents decided to watch it with us. They kept commenting on every single detail and they went on and on about ''what's wrong with this generation'' and '' can you believe that girl has the nerve to wear something so short'' FML

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ItsJuan - 12/07/2016 15:43 - Cura?ao - Willemstad

Today, I have been in the Caribbean for over a month visiting some family. Everything's great, except for the fact I haven't gotten enough sleep due to the screaming voices of the little kids and the rest of my family. I still have one month left. FML.

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wil1029 - 12/07/2016 15:27 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I was on my friends dock laughing about how it would be funny if one of them fell in because we all had our phones on us. When I went to turn around my foot slipped off and I ended up going head first into the water in all my clothes. My friends were laughing and my phone was done for.

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moneymom - 12/07/2016 15:03 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I discovered that my mother does in fact have access to my bank account, despite denying it since the ninth grade. I am now in university and am being harassed by the finances department because my mother decided to transfer some funds out last minute. Thanks mom. FML.

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anotherschmuck - 12/07/2016 15:01 - United States - Brookville

Today, I surprised my wife with flowers for our anniversary. Our anniversary was last month. FML

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FailedHomeEc - 12/07/2016 14:55 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I tried to cook a stew after a very long day at work. It came out as a solid biscuit and now my boyfriend is debating if I am really marriage material.

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FluffyGuitarGuy - 12/07/2016 14:39 - United States - Cartersville

Today, it is the day after my girlfriend of almost two years left me. Why? Because I told her I was tired of being alone and wanted to spend time with her. FML

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HolyyMolyy - 12/07/2016 14:10 - India - Bhopal

Today, after being rejected by my crush, I decided to write my sister a mail telling her how heart wrenching the whole thing was. After hitting the 'send' button, I realised I sent it to my crush instead. He never mentioned it but we certainly never got together. FML

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ow.. - 12/07/2016 14:02

Today, I threw my back out. Also today, i have period related back pain. I can't move without a shot of pain going through me.. FML

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Red eye - 12/07/2016 13:56

Today, while we were both fast asleep, my dog thought she'd make herself more comfortable by kicking me in the eyeball with her hind leg. She had recently been outside and left a poof of dirt for me to work out. FML.

LaundryBasket - 12/07/2016 13:49

Today, I finally realized why most of my dresses don't fit me anymore. I was really excited because I thought it might have been due to a late growth-spurt, but in reality, my mom put my laundry in the washer with hers and it shrunk. FML.

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Anonymous - 12/07/2016 13:40 - Canada - London

Today, my fiance was trying to fix a lawnmower. he managed to blow it up and he threw the flaming wrench at me. My foot hurts. FML.

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gemstone586 - 12/07/2016 13:21 - United States - Owasso

Today, my 1-year-old picked up something off the floor and put it in his mouth. I quickly fished it out and it moved! I threw it on the floor and looked to see what it was. It was a live spider. FML

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backpain - 12/07/2016 09:33

Today, I started getting a severe back pain that is preventing me from getting up, bending, extending my arms, and hurts to breath. Today is also the day my body decided it was a good day for sneeze attacks. FML

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gweldon86 - 12/07/2016 08:55

Today, I came home and noticed my A/C was on, but not cooling. I work nights, so it was 2AM when this was discovered, so no technician could come down and fix it until morning. I'm a contractor living in Kuwait. In the middle of July. FML

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sailorchick - 12/07/2016 05:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been seeing. He's moving back to FL so we spent 1 last night together. The whole time he talked about shit he forgot to pack and he was so distracted he couldn't finish. So much for our "one last romanic night". FML

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Dunnahoo - 12/07/2016 04:49

Today, I was given very dirty looks for laughing in the middle of a funeral. The kicker? It was actually my brother that laughed, and it was his own dirty joke that he was laughing at. FML

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StupidPhone - 12/07/2016 03:00

Today I posted ultrasound pictures of my baby on Facebook but couldn't figure out how to tag my husband's stepmom when I tagged our other immediate family members so I sent her a personal text instead. My husband is still on the phone with his dad about how we 'never include her' in family stuff,FML

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Heyitskay - 12/07/2016 02:51 - United States - Westminster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for having sex with another guy last night. I had sex with him last night. He was drunk and insists it wasn't him.

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CranBoobies - 12/07/2016 02:41

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat to Ricks Cabaret because it looked so fancy. Not realizing it's a strip club. FML

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MyHumpsMyHumpsMyHumps - 12/07/2016 02:41

Today, it is two days before I'm due to go on holiday with my lovely boyfriend to meet his extended family. Today is also the day I woke up with the biggest, angriest, ugliest stye in my left eye. I can hardly open it and I look like Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML.

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Doge - 12/07/2016 02:09

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend, and, every time, I practically suffocate during it. She's tall and I'm short, and she has a big rack. Not only that, she'll only be on top. FML

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Anonymous - 12/07/2016 01:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I decided to abstain from wearing a bra, as it's very hot outside. Also today, a bee flew into my shirt and decided that it was a good idea to give me a nipple piercing. FML

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Unbansawsage - 12/07/2016 00:31 - United States - Gresham

Today, I got home from being away for the weekend. My mom his happy to tell me she cleared the apartment of crap we didn't use, including five "junk" keyboards I had laying around in my room. Those keyboards where custom built mechanical keyboards worth over 100$ each. FML

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17ANDSINGLE - 12/07/2016 00:03

Today, I looked at my closeted boyfriends facebook. Turns out I'm the other person as he's actually had a girlfriend for two years. Something like this has happened with my past three relationships. I've only had three relationships. FML

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Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML

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Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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Today, months after my dad's death, my mother keeps telling me she "realized" how abusive he was, and how she wished she knew, but she swears innocence when I tell her she was just as abusive and enabled it all while he was alive, even being in the same room and doing nothing while he beat me. FML

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Today, I decided to eat a whole tub of blueberries before seeing a guy I've been hooked up with for a year and a half. While giving a blow job, I ended throwing up the blueberries right before he came. He left immediately, deleted me on Snapchat and told me I need to get checked out. FML

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Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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