By mr1234 - 02/12/2014 04:01 - United States - San Francisco
The Top
mr1234 tells us more.
Sinner
By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States
By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha
How can I put this…?
By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem
By superstar - 30/03/2009 06:18 - United States
By BMTH2296 - 21/03/2014 23:42 - United States
Quick as rainbows
By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville
By dynah114 - 27/01/2013 19:08 - Israel - Petah Tiqva
Face the facts
By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia
Creative mind
By Dean Heffern - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By -__-" - 29/09/2013 05:45 - United States - Vancouver
By mimiani - 05/11/2011 23:58 - Nigeria
mimiani tells us more.
I am a woman and it was really awkward watching it with my dad.
Revealing
By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden
By duhitskelly94 - 24/05/2009 14:48 - United States
By wormsick - 06/12/2009 09:16 - United States
Back and forth
By Bellucy27 - 27/10/2010 03:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 15:28 - United Kingdom
By SofaKingPretty - 26/07/2014 23:40 - United States - Pasadena
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I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.
By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne
Please leave
By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States
By iplaytwister - 22/10/2009 21:00 - United States
iplaytwister tells us more.
OP here. Technically this happened almost a year ago, and I wrote the FML from my new(er) laptop, which is a mac. It WAS true, and the desk light was a regular desk light, I had it like 8 inches from the screen (Toshiba laptop), and it melted the plastic all around the corner of my screen and onto my screen. When I rescued it, I could see into the cords and everything inside. so yea.
Casual perv
By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 01:13 - United States
Oh lawd, he comin'
By logkitty - 10/04/2012 04:35 - United States - Los Angeles
By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada
By alex - 24/02/2012 21:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York
I'm not paid enough for this shit
By geoduck - 10/02/2011 05:31 - United States
Surprise visitor
By walker - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Creepy
By Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States
Keywords
OP here--I'm quite happy with my life otherwise; I have great family, a place to live and food to eat, a job I really like. I'm just very lonely. However, in my experience with dating sites, I get very frustrated because many of the dates go nowhere (because of many different reasons, many of them objectively pertaining to the other party). I do not go out to bars/clubs, and even though I have a number of activities outside the house, they are majority female (kickboxing, walking group, female friends that don't know a lot of single males, etc). I feel like I'm really missing that special someone in my life, and want to do all I can to find him, but "dating" is just making me feel worse and worse about myself (over multiple years). So literally, I have no other choice that to be unhappy (in this area) and alone, or be horribly uncomfortable on dates with strangers (which are indeed few and far between to begin with). So **** all of you for saying i deserve it. maybe with some background you'll understand that character limitations don't show the whole story.