Intimacy: Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML

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By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 11:00

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By Ouch - 06/10/2025 20:00

Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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WordBea 23

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:12

More like FHL. You got action but she got 3 stitches :(

Jeremiah722 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:12

Got a little too excited there

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thatonetribute 31

Monday 21 September 2015 0:54

Poor girl!

Krypt1c 11

Monday 21 September 2015 2:03

I'm dying xD

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 21 September 2015 3:57

Wonder if this would qualify for an episode of Sex sent me to the ER!!

KaidensCrow 18

Monday 21 September 2015 4:43

Lmao... nothing says "thanks babe" like being bludgeoned with improperly installed "safety" equipment

fridgeslyr 7

Monday 21 September 2015 4:43

Why are you embarrassed? That's a high five in my book epic hotel sex!

twister45 17

Monday 21 September 2015 5:41

yea that's all good and all but did you finish?

Hildy93 21

Monday 21 September 2015 6:21

Did you just high-five everyone and was like "doesn't matter had sex!"

trucker2 33

Monday 21 September 2015 9:16

She was just humoring all the sick people. I bet you could have got a high five or two, if you wanted.

kalbrek009 20

Monday 21 September 2015 16:52

Sounds like a story for the tv show "sex sent me to the ER"

greeneyedx 23

Tuesday 22 September 2015 21:41

How is that an fyl? It's a fhl! xD

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