Intimacy: Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By Ouch - 06/10/2025 20:00

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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WordBea 23

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:12

More like FHL. You got action but she got 3 stitches :(

Jeremiah722 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:12

Got a little too excited there

Comments

AmIReallyRenee 20

Sunday 20 September 2015 20:53

If you're going to be kinky do it right.

fonkimonki 7

Sunday 20 September 2015 20:57

So it ain't your life that sucks, it's your wife...

Steve97 32

Sunday 20 September 2015 21:01

Woah take it easy there sport!

BlueHorizons 8

Sunday 20 September 2015 21:33

While it certainly sucks that your romp in the shower was brought to a premature end, this is a moment that the two of you will be able to look back on and laugh about for the rest of your lives. Your wife sounds pretty cool btw, both for her apparent gusto during shower sex and her ability to not give a **** about what others think about your sex escapades. Which are a completely and totally normal thing btw. People are too uptight these days.