By spellbound - 19/12/2012 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)

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perdix 29

Sell it to Voldemort, duh.

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Grimnirwher9 21

Have you tried Mrs. Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover?

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Bootrick 11

It was probably your children who did it.

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Lil_Saly_Danzr 10

That's not an fml that's just flat out awesome, and you have raised your kids well

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lkhardin 13

Don't mess with Harry Potter!

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butman 9

I like your kids but they are dumb. Why are you a death eater?

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mixedmessages 5

This is stupid. The dark mark is not used exclusively for wizards.

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Cslagem 10

Depending on your kids age, if they're smart enough it's probably one of them if they don't want to go somewhere of something

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