By spellbound - 19/12/2012 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)

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perdix 29

Sell it to Voldemort, duh.

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stitesy29 18

At least your kids are using their imaginations

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jellycorn 13

Arthur Weasley DOES love fixing muggle things. Ask him, perhaps?

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bellatrix0805 2

Barty Crouch Jr strikes again with Morsmordre maybe??? Few wizards know how to cast the spell... It marks death in the wizarding world

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jellycorn 13

Mrs Skower's all-purpose magical mess remover?

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richieadler 7

Bad parenting. Your kids can't tell reality from fiction. Then again, you're probably a believer and neither can you.

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dunebro 15

Paint the 'Dark Mark' on the bathroom door.

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