By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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copyrightbeckerz 0

I say that she doesn't even know what that word means. Maybe she heard it on television? Well, you know what they say! "Kids say the darnedest things!"

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kruzdan 0

hey come on people stop bitching. when i was in 6th grade i remember hearing a 1st grader say while i was getting some water "this ****** is taking forever" i turn around to say what! and he said move bitch. so ya kids know bad words at young ages.

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FreedomFirst 0

This is either a lie, or someone told her Barbie looks like a hooker and she doesn't know what that means.

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Crazyseth 0

That's funny but I would say u don't need too LOL

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concretejungle_fml 0

one word describes that... F A B U L O U S!!!

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roundkickkid 0

We all have dreams :P

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Jennydew 0

She's only 4 and already figured out that Barbie's a hooker?! I don't think you have to worry about her.

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NewLight8421 0

she can start today if you want her to! im sure theres a bunch of pedophiles who'd love to pay for her!

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