By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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headfirst4halos 0

Oh wow. Sounds like someone needs therapy!

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Panicattackx5 0

Tell her she has another 10 years before she can do that.

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indian_goddess 0

whoa, that coming out of a five-year-old's mouth is shocking. barbie...freaks me out.

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Dragonmouth 4

Glad to see that we have a good supply of hookers for future generations.

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AXavierB 1

I don't know whether I believe this or not. Either way it's hilarious.

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lologirl419 0

... How does your five-year-old daughter even know what a hooker is? Someone needs to watch their language...

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paleknight47 0

High expectations ftw

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