Love: Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another...

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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Down in the dumps

By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

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By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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Plastered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Sometimes, they just do

By Anonymous - 16/03/2025 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML

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More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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bm_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:46

Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...

alex_vik 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:47

I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.

Comments

AsianMusic97 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:18

Trust me bro, I've had the same problem before. And I'm a doctor with a girlfriend. You'll get over this trust me.

Sisseyy 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:12

So.. Your single?

feeBAby 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:40

She's dumb, just let that be ur motivation

josetakapele 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:27

My girlfriend broke up with me because she didn't think I was going to be able to provide for her in the future. I'm paying my way through med school and play semi pro soccer. Her new boyfriend is a manager at burger king

JeremypJay 0

Monday 31 October 2011 19:36

Pleany of fish.

KingaScr 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 19:18

try dating smarter gurls(: Lol shes a morin dnt trip(:

ErinBaby33 6

Monday 14 November 2011 19:14

Honestly, she may be right. You will/already have thousands of dollars of debt to pay off before you can give ANY of that to her.

kuykerjr 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:20

That bitch can go to hell cause when your done with med school she's gona be begging for you

Echoface 0

Friday 25 November 2011 10:46

Wooooow, wat a b*tch ! >.

Vinnyjf 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 19:14

How I would handle this is find out where they usually hang out on the weekend and find the hottest girl u kno, start hangin out with her as friends or whatever and just inconspicuously start showing up at where she hangs out every once in a while and eventually she will see u and get soooo jealous.