Love: Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another...

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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Down in the dumps

By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

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By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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Plastered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Sometimes, they just do

By Anonymous - 16/03/2025 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML

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More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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bm_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:46

Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...

alex_vik 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:47

I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.

Comments

GK2012 9

Monday 16 July 2012 8:14

for some people, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

purelyviolin 2

Wednesday 25 July 2012 2:35

Advice: find someone at medical school

vincen46 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:39

Keep going to school, you're going to need all of that knowledge in order to fix her brain

kkbeck17 13

Sunday 5 August 2012 6:37

Bitches be trippin

Lop0 11

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:23

Medical school = poor for at least 9 years!

mpalmiter4717 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 21:08

Can someone explain why anyone would choose YDI for this one?

scarred_foreva 40

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:07

Fat fingers and small screens. People accidentally pressing the wrong button. And stupid people.

mpalmiter4717 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:57

Well OP, if she loved you she would stay by your side. At least you know now before anymore wasted time

crazy4books23 13

Monday 3 September 2012 10:52

You'll find a better girl soon!

Green_submarine 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:47

well hell hit me up ;)

saaracing 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:13

Really what she meant to say is that she wants a dude with a bigger dick and you just didn't cut it...

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