Miscellaneous: Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised...

By Em - 30/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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kfrizzle2 4

Sunday 20 June 2010 4:36

Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

jrock94 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:39

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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casscontagious 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:34

ahaha. #48 has a good point :P when im surprised i just shriek for too long.

Sakeyaki 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:34

...Wow. On a side note--this just made me think of Andy Samberg.

kfrizzle2 4

Monday 21 June 2010 7:11

Lol from the SNL video? Me too!! That was sooo funny. Bon Jovi punch! Full Recovery! Ahaha

bdogg 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:57

Whatever, she probably deserved it

shaPOW 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:13

why does everyone on this website punch people when they're startled?

superunknown 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:24

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..i'm sorry

Loe_307 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:38

Hey sometimes you gotta punch mom in the face like daddy does.

uptown_girl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:46

Haha... Well, was she okay at least?

leftie 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:05

this is awesome

KnOcOuT 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:23

What you should have done was drop to the ground and get in the cradle positon. That would have gone over real well. =)

SweetHostage74 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:07

LMAO That's hilarious!

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