Miscellaneous: Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised...

By Em - 30/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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kfrizzle2 4

Sunday 20 June 2010 4:36

Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

jrock94 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:39

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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asthenia85 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:57

that is ******* hilarious

duchesse427 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:01

i'm sorry, that's ******* hysterical. damn i can't stop laughing

Shiggle 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:23

Kodak moment.

RunZoneFive 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:56

That sucks a lot dude, I feel for ya. I agree with the guy before me too

asttro_boy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:44

Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! LOVE IT!

headbuster310 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:53

Nice move, stupid

yaaan 0

Friday 15 May 2009 17:19

hahah funny as.. but not an fml

shanyo 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:16

No you did not! hahahah

PredyJessica 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:36

its called reflex! but lol poor woman!

Juliiaaa 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:16

LMFAO at 14

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