Love: Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown.... - FML

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:20

if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?

sharon_ellj 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:18

Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)

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epic_sia 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:38

Lol, that's funny. I mean, seriously, who cares?? I've gone in restaurants dressed in wacky outfits before. If people stared, I didn't notice. Though I have this unending hate of McDonald's, so I wouldn't have liked it very much.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:36

By wacky outfits, do you mean mix-matched stuff or costumes? Personaly, I enjoy going to any resteraunt in fairly normal clothes...but I throw in a cape and/or masquerade mask with it.

The_Cardinal 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:55

What a douchebag you are. He probably got the idea when you were forcing him to watch some shitty movie on Lifetime Network, some guy did something similar, it had cute lovie background music, and you gave your boyfriend the evil eye and said "How come YOU never do anything romantic like that?" and made him feel like shit. So he does, and you throw him under the bus in public. Good job, hope he leaves your ungrateful ass.

weezyana_baby359 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:00

ummmm wouldn't that be embarassing to him too? wtf that's gay. FYL

Gen2105 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:02

That's the shittiest surprise ever! You need to give that boy a talking-to!

lilubird 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:36

wow op. listen you selfish tinny immature bean. you appreciate when a man does something. period. you sound 12. take your mothers heals off your selfish feet and go appreciate your man. now!

Oishi_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:44

Gotta appreciate a guy this dedicated to a joke.

Crystalbby18 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:59

This isn't a FML. Be happy he took you out. He obviously wanted that to be a memorable, cute date. If he read your "FML" I bet he'd dump your ass.

pink_machine 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:07

Sounds like a winner

mathman101 3

Monday 11 January 2010 22:20

Ur boyfriend's a G!!!

24788 6

Monday 11 January 2010 22:21

Mcdonalds is classy...

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