By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
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crazychika 0

Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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TheBrunetteDevil 0

*throws up a bit in mouth*

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haleycstar 0

same here. that's just nasty.

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Amortifiedperson 0

I feel like I'm going to throw up now...

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butterfaceFAIL 0

ewwwwwwwwww!!!! but don't beat him, i was beat, and i still need tharepy

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DameGreyWulf 0

I was beat. I require no thErApy. Clearly, there is just something wrong with you.

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kindiicandy 0

Ugh messed up. But you have to stop him from picking those scabs or he'll get scars. I say show him a picture of a meth addict to set him straight =D Say "you'll look like this http://media.photobucket.com/image/meth%20addict/silverbeam/CSM%20Blog/methhead.jpg if you do that again."

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socktree 0

Congrats! Any semblance of wanting to have children is suddenly gone.

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shitbitch_fml 0

Even if this is fake its one of the funniest FMLs I've read.

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MTBowen11191993 0

This is why parents drink, have high blood pressure, and beat their children. I hope you gave him what he deserved.

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muffinsareyummy 1

why didn't you just get him that chicken pox shot? that would of been easier on the both of you.

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Selsa_Squirrel 0

The shot can actually cause problems later down the road, they've found it's it's safer to expose a child early insted.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

you clearly don't know how shots work

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froggy123000 0

This is just SICK! (no pun intended) I hope you've had it, or the shot. EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Christina21 2

Well He had to put it somewhere LOL

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