By embarrassed - 18/08/2014 16:39 - United States - Great Neck

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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Hopefully he didnt ask what it was and poke it.

Oh say, can you see? By my dick's early rise...

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It's safe to say wood and baseball go hand in hand.

GrimReefer66 29

Hope it didn't go out the ball park ;}

Maybe try a different song maybe something longer and encouraging

why the national anthem...of all songs?

at least you can satisfy her until she finishes

I mean, as long as he didn't notice you're in the clear OP. FYL. Sorry man

Probably not your best decision. Gotta learn to control it!

Relic256 9