By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States

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Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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jpshotstar 0

Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.

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It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

Failercoptor 0

there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

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#20 Look up a **** site called Freaks of C*ck. The dude is sporting a 14" dong. He can't even get most of that into a chick when he's having sex. You tell me that what a woman wants? I highly doubt it.

@ 20: I'm sure you'd know, what with having the maturity to make a penis symbol. Let me guess... you're the smaller one?

gqduck 0

But what if it really IS the perfect size? Then what do they say?

Sorry mates... if you really want to look into it i suggest searching at sites such as thundersplace.org... it is most definitely possible to enlarge a penis.... now... I agree with you on some points, while at the same time, I wonder, which studies say that women don't care about dick size? A huge penis isn't necessarily desirable, but in general, it isn't desirable to have a small penis. If a guy finds him-self in a situation where he gets made fun of for his penis, he could try to do something about it... Once again, even IF a man is good with fingers and so on, so much so that his girl enjoys her-self, that doesn't do away with the problem that she finds his penis small. I don't feel like explaining my-self or proving anything point by point with evidence...so...my argument is weak. Meh.

#23 Nothing. Trust your girlfriend/wife is telling the truth. Or assume it's a white lie because they love you hence the "No that dress doesn't make you look fat honey (from us guys)." Sounds like she loves you and either is a) telling the truth or b) thinks its a little small but is sticking by you anyways. Either way you got a girlfriend. It's not a FYL only your brain telling you you think you're small (low self-esteem). As long as it's not like throwing a hot dog down a hallway you should be fine.

Bubs_fml 0

#12: Uh, and how do you go about investing time to enlarge your penis? There isn't really much that can be done. "Enlargement pills" are expensive placebos and there is no surgery you can perform except that one another person mentioned, which makes no real difference. So your comment comes off as highly ignorant. Sounds to me like you're a stupid woman who's been catered to her whole life - just how your words come off to me. May or may not be true. Either way, die in a fire.

Bubs_fml 0

#27: So I stand corrected. However, there still isn't really any way to change the size.

#24 A survey of over 50,000 heterosexual men and women found that 66 per cent of men said their penis was average sized, 22 per cent said large and 12 per cent said small. 85 per cent of women were satisfied with their partner’s penile size, but only 55 per cent of men were satisfied. http://www.scientificblogging.com/news/men_worry_more_about_penis_size_than_women_says_study A 2005 Internet survey of 52,031 heterosexual men and women found only 55 percent of participating men were satisfied with their penis size, whereas 85 percent of participating women said they were "very satisfied" with the size of their partner's penis, and only six percent of women rated their partner as smaller than average.[23] In the same data set, 70 percent of women expressed dissatisfaction with their breasts, whereas the majority of men (56 percent) were satisfied with their partner's breasts and only 20 percent of men wished their partner had larger breasts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size Penis Size: Width may be more important than length for female satisfaction http://www.biomedcentral.com/content/backmatter/1472-6874-1-1-b1.pdf (*WARNING- PDF FILE*) The G-spot is usually said to be located about one to three inches inside the ******, on the anterior wall. Some women report that stimulation of parts of the posterior wall of the urethra and the anterior wall of the anus at about the same depth creates a similar sensation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot Unless everyone on this site is in the micro penis range there is nothing to worry about.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

smartalek 2
vitaminsandminer 0

honestly girls do not even care about size that much, or at least me and my friends dont. big is actually worse in most cases because it passes all the spots we want you to hit! besides its your moves that count