By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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jpshotstar tells us more.

jpshotstar 0

Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.

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genius_man16 0

It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

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Failercoptor 0

there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

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BakerMan_fml 0

Oh man! I'm so glad i get the 'its too big' response!

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semperfikwi 0

Be proud about what you got bro. Find a girl that knows whats up, not some highschool virgin.

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ChelseaAnn08 0

I don't agree with Cosmo when they say that us saying it's the perfect size, we are actually saying it is too small. For some girls it may be true, I say that all the time to my boyfriend, and I truely mean it! He hits everything at the same time! It's incredible. If he were bigger or smaller I don't think I would enjoy the sex as much. But it feels as if he was made to fit inside me.

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kiss_me_kate 0

13&&15 :) its all a matter of preference. some girls are smaller than others too. and if she is too small and he is too big, it can be painful 0_o wow. i love the 21st century. normal people discuss this shix ^_- Peace Love and Light, Kate

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Dug_fml 0

my ex told me i'm too big, but it's about the average (median) size. Haha, everyone's got a preference i guess...

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sike_fml 0

i think i'd prefer a small dick, that way it won't hurt so bad.

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voice_of_reason 0

#12 - the one on the right looks pretty damned big to me! OP - what'd you want her to say? It's too big? You're hurting me??

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DarkestSaint 5

theres only 1 answer drop down and give me one **** pushup lol

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tayy1234 0

i told my boyfriend that and he got VERY offended. apparently he reads my mags in my bedroom way more than i thought.

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