By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML
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iBoardSlide 0

later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)

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AnorexicMuffins 0

I can't even say anything to that...

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SteelCladAngel 0

lavender is used for relaxation cinnamon, orange zest and things things like that are said to have an energising and possibly aphrodisiac effect

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SteelCladAngel 0

lavender is used for relaxation cinnamon, orange zest and things things like that are said to have an energising and possibly aphrodisiac effect

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Badtz_maru_fml 0

I think that qualifies as spicing it up, don't you?

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perdix 29

He probably went and jacked off to **** and made himself a sammich. Your prop worked out great for him.

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QWERTYCommander 5

Well, at least you tried. That actually does sound sexy as hell.

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pasiphae9 5

As a 24/7 tightlacer, I can say it's rare to pass out because of being corsetted, even during an activity like sex. Unless you were trying to pull a Cathy Jung without haven't previously waist-trained before, and/or without proper knowledge of how to wear one. In which case, YDI for being a total idiot and not researching beforehand. Or if you had some kind of medical condition which the corset would affect. Either way, RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH before starting tightlacing.

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SteelCladAngel 0

she probably just went way too tight I've talked to a couple people who didn't research enough and laced too tight their first time and had all sorts of fun breathing problems

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RainbowHeadache 2

You really can't just lace up and expect to breathe like a pro. You've got to practice breathing in them. I'm sure Op tried it on once then took it home thinking she'd be fine. Getting carried away during sex would do her in if she didn't know how to handle a corset. Plus tightening it obviously makes you look smaller so she probably got it as tight as she could. Haha Professional tight lacer? That's really cool. I've always wanted to own a corset. Ive worn them but not rich enough to actually take one home. :/

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ImaWiseGuy 5

sounds like op's husband put it in a coma....

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yuggi1 11

Hopefully you were lying in bed when you passed out and not standing/ with your legs around him. Well, the second time is the charm. :)

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