By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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JayyBabe 0

maybe she was having phone sex and pretending like she was using a real vibrator?

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Rhaunbeen 0

Go buy a new one at a sex shop that looks like a penis. Put her name on it with a birthday ribbon and leave it clearly at view of everyone.

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dumbass111 6

I would buy a new tooth brush man I would cuss my Sid outt

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MajorPain318 0

haha dats hilarious.. retaliate

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Sadieladean 0

I hope you didn't use it to brush your teeth as well......

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Sadieladean 0

her sister, lol, which makes it worse. lesbianism and incest at once, ewwww (nothing against anyone in the gay community)

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wyatt245 0

tell her instead of using your tooth brush to use my d**k it's bigger

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