By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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naaaaaaaaagz 0

wtf is with the illustration? you really had to make him shirtless and hairy???

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attatood 8

Yeah, and not only that but the OP is female. Obviously the illustrator didn't read it very well.

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Sirin_fml 46

It's called artistic license. An exact replica would be boring like these angry FML comments.

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minimcattack 2

That is really gross...

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rozieslothinator 0

O no one ever wants to be in that awkward situation

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Offensive_fml 4

Is it me or is the sister a bit too young to be masturbating in the illustration?

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QWERTYCommander 5

You're never too young to **********. Umm... no pedo.

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AbsOluteLAD 0

where did it say anything about age or refer her or his age? no where your ******* retarded!

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peguinfeet 0

lol love the idea;)

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shieznit 1

that is phukin discusting, burn ur tooth brush dude… but that still is pretty damn funny lol

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lucas002 0

now you know why your teeth are so white!

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