By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 933
You deserved it 24 156
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

andyn 0

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

128 25

Comments

ShetHappensxx 0

YDI for being a lame fucknozzle

0 1
Amkii 0

Sorry to hear your friends and ex are jerks. Blue October is awesome, btw... my favorite band!

2 0
Saluton 18

So all life is about are orgasms? ****. **** this life. **** everyone's life.

2 0
TeapotOfKarma 0

I LOVE BLUE OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE GOT TICKETS TO SEE THEM ON OCTOBER THIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE JEALOUS!! haha.

4 5
watermind 0

That's what you get for being emo on facebook.

1 0
nomnomsean 0

maybe you shoulda gave her an ****** :D

0 1
stardust1035 3

lamenting your somewhat epic breakup on facebook via song lyric is not only emo, but it's sad too.

1 0
winemysavior 4

hahaha your mom 'liking' it is the best part

1 0
adamABNORMAL 0

Rofl!!! wow. i feel for you, because you managed to lose a girl whos got such a great sense of humor... :L:L:L my ribs were actually hurting after laughing so hardd XD

1 0