Love: Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years....

By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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catchyscreename 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:10

Oh. DAMN you totally walked into that one.

andyn 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:13

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

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just_for_lols 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:08

ummm.... does anyone else notice that those lyrics are from The Red Jumpsuit Apparartus?? As far as I know, they were the original...

Lolzords 11

Friday 11 June 2010 5:15

Nooope.. That song's by Blue October.

kaieleigh 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:36

well 98% of women don't ****** it happens sometimes

pizzazombie 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:50

haha I totally agree with 81!

buttonface 0

Friday 19 March 2010 23:20

Ydi. Fakin it is no fun for a woman

J1bbl3 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:18

well now you know not to be so emo on face book... and knowing is half the battle, GO JOE!!!

buzzerbeeeeee 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:47

that's why you don't wallow in self pity on facebook.

Seems2BBadLuck 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 14:20

don't worry about. shes obviously not the women your going to marry so dont get all sad and depressed bout it.

QWERTYCommander 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:00

YDI for posting song lyrics as your status. I hate it when people pull that shit. My older brother did the same thing (with different lyrics) when his GF broke up with him. I replied to him with "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and submitted it to Failbook. When I see people post song lyrics in their statuses, I die a little.