Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

Were you dressed as goldilocks?

Gerblat 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:18

Did he steal your pic-a-nic basket?

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arikina 2

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:43

pedobear strikes again!

gothinthedark 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:17

Pedobear approves!

69_jackson_69 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:40

Pwned, bitch!!

harrywestt 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:15

thats pretty ****** but on the the other this is funny as a monkey on crack.

MiuDiorLouboutin 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:51

Best. FML. Evar.

thatviolinplayer 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:42

that happens to me alot too... sorry(;

chris274 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:04

Pedobear strikes again!

zulu96 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:22

pedo bear was just doing is every day thing

WTFmoments75 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:05

that's more like a WTF moment than an FML

BirdIzDuhWord 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:27

I wouldn't even care about getting mugged a 20. I would be laughing too hard.

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