Transportation, Mental health and Cars: For crying out loud - FML

For crying out loud

By janeygurl - 18/09/2026 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML

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stickyface 16

Friday 18 September 2026 7:05

You should sell what's left of your car and stick with Uber. Please.

sirrubberduckie 36

Friday 18 September 2026 4:44

Figuring out what to do at a yellow light is a really common scenario, and I'm very concerned for everyone else's safety if that's your reaction to it.

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sirrubberduckie 36

Friday 18 September 2026 4:44

Figuring out what to do at a yellow light is a really common scenario, and I'm very concerned for everyone else's safety if that's your reaction to it.

stickyface 16

Friday 18 September 2026 7:05

You should sell what's left of your car and stick with Uber. Please.

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