By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 175
You deserved it 3 634

Same thing different taste

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Hint - if she was leaving a trail as she ran you missed the main show. Next time come home a little earlier and get the full experience

Reynard12 0

So... you have a job, yet chose to live in your parents house, and still believe you have a right to resent them having a healthy marriage. What are you, 12?

maybe there 16 in high school with a part time job saving up to move out. stop jumping to conclusions. Once you have kids with keys that can essentially enter the house at anytime, you should stop running around the house naked. I know for a fact my parents love each other, however i have never ONCE heard or scene anything sexual. A kiss here and there or holding hands, the were considerate enough to know that human offspring NEVER want to THINK about there parents getting it on. Too many people equate sex with love. Your parents could hate each other and still bang. Its about how they treat each other that shows there love.

Holmes, they're your parents, they're SUPPOSED to ****. Why would you care anyways? No seriously, give me one good reason why people, happily married couples especially, shouldn't be open about their sexuality? Is the OP going to be traumatized? **** no, if he was anything like a halfway decent person, he'd be proud of his parents for enjoying life instead of stewing in his own jealousy. I certainly wish my parents were more open about sex when I was growing up.

heypeoplezzz 0

More like your parents FML.

Apotheosis5267 0
Igor_g5 0

Next time you come home unexpectedly knock. We old people like sex too.

Igor_g5 0

Youre never too old for sex. as long as you have a pulse.

Dawg a pulse is just a formality. Dig up that corpse and **** its maggoty ass if that's what you're into.

Igor_g5 0

@32. he shouldn't come home when he wasn't supposed to. his parents have a right to have sex in THEIR house. if he don't want to see it, go somewhere else.

Yup, he/she got out of work early and went home, therefore, they deserve it. NOT. their parents shouldn't be running around naked anyways. Weirdo's

If they had any self-respect, they would've kept on going and acted like he wasn't even there. Which I hope they did; OP's not a cockblocker for watching them, he's a cockblocker for caring. It's your parents, a married couple, they should be *******, ******* often, and ******* loudly and in full view of the neighbours. Repressed people who see something wrong with two consenting adults enjoying each other's company piss me off. Do you thing and **** who knows about it. That's life; you can't expect to enjoy it if bitches be cramping your style.

wow you must be scarred for life huh? i know i would be sorry for that horrible experience.