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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By NO NO NO - 05/08/2013 21:42 - Netherlands - Den Haag

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Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

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Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

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Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By chantelle - 12/03/2021 21:01 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML

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okieraider71 4

Friday 12 March 2010 12:17

Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!

dbs_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:07

nekkid!

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KoRnFTW 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:09

*shudders*

tamoodielovesmar 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:35

gotta love mom and dad ;)

rainrain76 2

Monday 21 May 2012 12:11

Wow, so cool!

lininnes 6

Monday 24 September 2012 14:47

Chill OP, it could be worse if it was not your dad but the guy next door chasing your mum nakedly....

_wolfbane 8

Monday 5 November 2012 21:21

Oh god. That is awful.

8eight8 14

Monday 22 April 2013 10:32

if i were you, i would move out as soon as possible.

mylilshawty7456 2

Monday 24 November 2014 3:55

That sounds exactly like the plot line of that ikea commercial

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Today, I was no longer being considered for the counselor position at a prestigious university because of a social media check. It wasn’t anything on my profile, it was comments I'd made on public posts, laced with profanity and insults towards other commenters. There goes my Christmas. FML

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