By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
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everwaiting 0

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

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Blue33_fml 0

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

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omfgwow 0

lol bs. that's so sweeney todd(;

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diet_otaku 0

#15, get over yourself and take your hippie PETA crap elsewhere. i'll stop eating meat when it stops being delicious.

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K4ofDoom 0

I can't believe some people are saying they don't know what a meat pie is! It's not an American thing, but damn, get your heads out of your asses and learn something about someone and somewhere else!

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DanishDude 0

but hey .. ur american right??? so sue somebody!! it always works in your neck of the woods

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colorjtc 0

Haha, as soon as I read this I was like "I know like 100 people are gonna make Sweeney Todd jokes" I was right it would seem >.>

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sondramcfail 0

That's the fcking most disgusting thing I've ever heard! :O

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