Miscellaneous: Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something...

By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 02/04/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Jaws

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Crunchy

By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 22:00 - United States - Benson

Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

Blue33_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

Comments

blablabla18_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:38

Mrs. Lovett's meat pies, savory and sweet pies, as you'll see. Eat them slow and feel the crust, how thin she rolled it. Eat them slow, 'cause every one's a prize.

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:43

Watch Sweeney Todd and you'll find out how it got there ;)

sadiesykes 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:45

oml, that's the most disgusting thing i've heard, ever.

konniex3 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:47

band93geek 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:50

Ok, so I've seen Sweeney Todd (3 versions) 10 times. That's the first thing I thot of. All I saw was "meat pie" and I was like omfg!! "it's priest, have a little priest". seriously, because of the Tim Burton version I'd never eat a meat pie. You know, the whole thing with "worst pies" how Sweeney takes a chomp out of the pie..... -gags-. Anyway, that's my favorite film and Johnny Depp is the man and Helena is the perfect Mrs. Lovett... Ok I'm done now. Sorry I'm kinda, well a lot, unhealthily obsessed with that film. "And life is fully alive my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, really living it!"

SweeneyTodd_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:41

*throws Lovett into oven* yea ST was awesome! glad to see someone else likes it too i memorized the whole script (i bought the script)

Crickets 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:55

it was the priest!!!

prttyyngthng 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:01

"There's a SPECIAL PRIZE in EVERY pie!" And could SOMEONE please explain all the Sweeney Todd references, cause I've never seen that movie...

Vampire_princess 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:11

Sweeney todd is an awesome movie where he killed people and mrs. lovett would serve them in meat pies and sell them

curlybrunette 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:07

hollyy shit, thats absolutely disgustinggg!!!!, i hope you toook it back, complained, sued someone, or wrote a letterr, you could sue an get moneeey for that onee for suree

socalpersona 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:08

It's fop...finest in the shop...and we have some shepard's pie peppered with actual shepard on top.... LOVE Sweeney Todd! Sorry you had to discover that though...FYL