Intimacy: Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes...

By FML - 29/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By mr_cheese - 22/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Seattle

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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lindseyluvszac 4

Friday 29 July 2011 11:37

Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?

gunmania0 12

Friday 29 July 2011 11:36

it's pleasurable!

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iMagzzzy 0

Friday 29 July 2011 17:43

Always turns me on.

bonbonscity 0

Friday 29 July 2011 17:59

you should have offered to put some Bengay on his balls to increase that pleasure ten-fold.

GaleHawthorne 0

Friday 29 July 2011 18:08

It means you missed.

silverheartxo 1

Friday 29 July 2011 18:15

... snowglobes haha

kaylapple 1

Friday 29 July 2011 18:51

why did you kick him?

DinoJess 0

Friday 29 July 2011 18:56

HAHAHA oh my gosh, what an awkward moment.

aturcios1 7

Friday 29 July 2011 19:33

woww thatss not weirdd at all.. :/

kewpiesuicide 29

Friday 29 July 2011 19:43

Number 5, even if it was a woman, that shit HURTS! Have you ever been kicked in the ****? No bueno. Hey maybe the guy was one of the dudes from the BME pain olympics

Chazyj 4

Friday 29 July 2011 19:48

maybe he loves it ruff o.O

HagarenLei 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:07

RAPIST PSYCHOPATH KILLER! RUN FOREST RUUUN!

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