Intimacy: Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes...

By FML - 29/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By mr_cheese - 22/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Seattle

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 11:37

Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?

gunmania0 12

Friday 29 July 2011 11:36

it's pleasurable!

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metallicarnage 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:27

why tf would u kick a dudes snowglobe collection? i find it wierd he smiled, because snowglobes can get expensive

saadiq 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:37

your highness

marandanicole 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 13:22

mmm that kinky ishh;)

epiclife101 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:35

No he might had a problem in his nuts wich need beaten out u did him a favour + WHY DID U KICK HIM ANYWAYZ

Sophiesaurus115 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:42

Yeah, and you know what's the creepily wrong part? A. You kicked him there B. You call them "snowglobes"

xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:02

you didn't know if that happened something is wrong before this?

dansco 24

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:28

You dick! Hope he comes after you and grabs you by the balls and squeezes! Why kick him in the balls???

MrTall 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 8:54

Theres something creepily wrong when a man calls another mans balls snowglobes.

JrRacer4007 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:43

Thats when you get the hell outta dodge!

Mario5491 5

Monday 1 August 2011 5:01

lololololololololololol

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