Love: Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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By Ann - 13/02/2021 21:28

Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By bitchonia - 28/03/2020 17:00 - Canada

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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pitbulllove 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:22

Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.

1Tsk 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:16

ooow that's so sweeeeet

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Friday 23 October 2009 18:09

blood is red, violets are blue, stay with me, or I will kill you.

lollsazz 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:01

SCREEPY!!! at least you get to know this early. but good luck on breaking up with him, cause i really can't predict how a person like that can react...

KarmaLanding 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 1:04

You ditched him and are in the process of getting him brought in on a 72-hour-hold, right?

thewhiterabbit11 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:34

OMG that's so sweet but if my girlfriend did that for me i would probably cry and hit myself for scaring her beautiful body and then kiss it better (omg thats kinda wat see did after seeing my cut that says SMS [save my soul] from when i tried to kill myself when she left me) FML in a FML comment

_Legion 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:55

That's psychotic, leave him at once. There's no need for you to deal with his ******-up issues, and believe it or not, there ARE nice, /normal/ guys out there you can have a relationship with. And think about taking out a restraining order, if he tries harassing you after that :o

SookMauNoots 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:50

at least he didnt spell ur name

JaRawrr 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 13:59

My girlfriend carved my initials into her arm recently. I wasn't particuarly thrilled with this and wish she hadn't but it was her choice to do it so I've let the matter be.

skarletstarlet 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:28

OK so, you're from ONT Canada, so am I... are you dating my ex by any chance? Yeah he did that with me as well as with his other ex so I'm gonna assume you should leave him NOW. He's a creeper. BTW: Did you see my initials, KJ? bahahahaha

ninjb 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:24

EMO BOYFRIEND!!!! But it's a good idea to leave him. He seems a teensy bit clingy.

helen1988 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:26

Leave him immediately. My ex cut my name into his chest, and after he showed me, he held me down and cut his name into my arm. LEAVE. Also, is his name Justin? Just wondering, haha...