Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped,...

By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 13:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML

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By Lemonhead - 30/11/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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By Dr Pepper - 22/05/2019 18:05

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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Party time!

By Anonymous - 12/09/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML

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Car washed

By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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LemonadePink 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:13

3 year olds cry about anything, unless they got really hurt...not really an FML. Just funny. haha

Veritas143 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:31

Darn biker gangs always attacking the disabled fyl :p

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ryguy35353 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:04

ITS GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i hope the 3 year olds dad comes out and kicks your ass =P jk

laughing_zebra 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:47

3 year olds don't ride bikes! Those were leprechauns.they were crying cause you stepped on their lucky charms!

lstdwn 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:06

what an idiot friend!

GreenHacker 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:25

lol, it happened in beijing. For some reason this makes it funnier to me

ChronicFAIL 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:35

Your life isn't ****** for this happening. How does shit like this make it past moderators ? ? ?

justmyluck1212 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:39

awww 3 year olds are the cutest peaches ever, poor kids, FYL

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:03

I work at a daycare with two-year-olds (not a rag on my co-workers :P). They're squat and chubby, like little teddy bears. Unfortunately, they also get sick a lot, which is why I'm home with the flu right now.

donovanrammstein 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 22:44

FML to your friend for riding a moped.

Fentown_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 23:01

Aww that sucks; for all of you.

Deadguy71 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 23:02

It's a shame you only had one eye.. otherwise you might have seen a bunch of 3 year olds that apparently flew to your side, on their bikes the instant you lost vision and started staggering around. Since this is a joke, is the fact you're chinese supposed to be a racial slur regarding how a small piece of spray string could completely blind you? You fail in your lie.