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By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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By whydoihavecats - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2025 15:00 - China - Guangzhou

Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML

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By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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Night on the town

By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:08

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:09

Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D

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beccabites 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:27

cool

kazumaslayer666 3

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:31

at first I was like :O but then I lol'd

Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:34

well, look at the bright side, lunch is taken care of.

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:38

"Today, I was running around a house and decided to take a nap. When I woke up a woman had stepped on me and the heel of her shoe went right though my body. She had just stepped in dog poop. I died and left my 23 wives and 567975 children on earth. FML" You Meanie!

kamkak 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:40

lol!

Icarus_II 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:41

"NOOOOO!!!! MICKY MOUSE!!!! HOW COULD YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?!?!?" good job OP.....you monster 

Domonator 16

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:48

Another vampire-mousie that won't be back to suck hemoglobin.

Official_Person 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:58

No! You killed Jerry! You asshat!

Icarus_II 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:11

asshat ^ WIN

davemania 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:20

it's about time... I mean Tom has been trying for over 20years now :/

saranottelling 7

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:41

What is Tom going to do now? Without Jerry his life is nothing.

coldblood 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:56

well tom sucks

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:59

The OP is very gassy and just thought she farted. I've been there.

thedivinecomeD 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:00

damn!!! next time don't sharpen your heels!!!

awsome_100 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:08

ewwwwwww hope is washable

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