Miscellaneous: Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels,...

By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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By whydoihavecats - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 31/05/2025 15:00 - China - Guangzhou

Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML

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By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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Night on the town

By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Hello little guy

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:08

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:09

Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D

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aaronm120 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:58

at least u couldve brought it to the trash without touching it

bezach 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:59

traila park princces is pimpin her outfit

Spoozie 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:36

I was ABOUT to eat my tacobell i just got...but I changed my mind now.. hahahaha(:

uns211 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:21

At least you were wearing shoes

astro2 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:30

buy a pet snake or a cat :)

awesome8021 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:38

**** the mouse's life he dies then gets skewed haha

Jen_J_the_J 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:06

DANTE just cause u rape mice theres no need to b such a fuckard >:|

_DANTE_ 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:37

Oh, grow a pair.

kylehogg 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:37

then take the godamn mouse off

CamoChick13 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 14:05

soo? just pull it off wipe off ur heel n ur done!? idiot..

Geckofreak97 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 14:53

#46 L Lawliet pic lol deathnote rulez and FYL that sux real bad. Stepping on it is bad enough, but skewering it? Devil's prank, I say.

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