By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 588
You deserved it 3 136
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DocBastard 38

Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.

352 13
foreverhurt 6

Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...

184 13

Comments

1R1X0X0 10

Time for a new boyfriend..

0 0
alki_fml 5

Time you traded in your boyfriend for a real man.

0 0
Ugi 26

What is the point of sharing a bed if you are going to sleep apart? It seems to me that there is some intimacy missing between you here. Are you sure he considers you to be his girlfriend and not just a sex-toy?

0 0
Fumimi 0

You can't do better than him? Come on! If he's like that, imagine what a snit he'll be in when you eventually walk in on him and his boyfriend...

0 0
oxygenius 14

Is "Anonymous" short for Amy Farrah Fowler? And is your boyfriend called Sheldon Cooper?

1 0
spottyblanket 8

Get him some sleeping pills, he sounds like a light sleeper. Knock the bugger out and he won't complain.

1 0
nuggetman213 0

Make fun of him, Don't let him forget how stupid he was

0 0
LMAO_atLife 8

Ditch this guy fast! Search the Internet for the check list of physical and emotional abusers and you will probably find he meets most of the criteria.

2 0
lemonademixer 7

Stop letting your pillows touch his side of the bed bitch just kidding

0 0