Love: Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 11 November 2012 19:35

Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.

foreverhurt 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 19:34

Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...

Comments

mowmowlife 21

Monday 12 November 2012 1:04

I wonder if he woke up out of a bad dream and he wouldn't have really meant it

FML_Elle 17

Monday 12 November 2012 2:40

I'm wide awake...

delightfultwist 5

Monday 12 November 2012 2:49

throw him out

Quest_ 13

Monday 12 November 2012 3:30

He woke you up to scream at you that your pillow had shifted slightly? Is he psycho? Honestly, if this is a picture of your relationship, he sounds emotionally abusive.

doglover100 28

Monday 12 November 2012 4:27

He's crazy.

jmcgirl 3

Monday 12 November 2012 4:40

Sure this is an FML. But it should read: today, I had to break up with my bf because he's a ******* psycho!

monkeydragon 9

Monday 12 November 2012 5:53

I wish my gf would only put her pillow on my side of the bed. She is constantly pushing me out. I swear, that girl is like a magnet.

Quikraptor 8

Monday 12 November 2012 7:21

Well look on the bright side: You've got the whole bed to yourself as long as you want, and I highly doubt his presence would help you sleep if you had trouble in the first place. You get a win-win.