So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

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Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

"Don't worry, he's not as big as your husband."

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cash_monkey72 9

But then you compliment her on her cooking and it's all good.

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tomjenkins 0

How old is this dude... like 13? Sweet lord, and the number of female pedophiles continues to skyrocket!

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sophielotus 2

I doubt OP's boyfriend is 13...she made a point to say he lived at his mother's house as if it weren't obvious. If he were 13, she would have just said "his mom walked in on us..." assuming his living situation were implied.

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daytoday21 10

Why in the world would you try that as your answer.

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purplebumblebee 2

Then after you say "at least it wasn't your husband, I'm saving him for tomorrow" ;)

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Dallasluver19 14

"Your husband was more wet."

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Migole 36

So exactly where are they supossed to have sex?? In the bushes behind the house? I'm sorry but I can't see any logic there... Are Americans really such prudes?? Everyone I know has or had sex in their parents' house and I don't see anything wrong with it. I live at home with my parents and so does my boyfriend. We live in a huge and expensive city and can't afford to move out yet. We are 19 and 20 years old and neither mine nor his parents have any problem with us having sex. If your room happens to be next to your parents you wait unti they're asleep and keep it quiet. Problem solved. Sheesh, all these people on here telling op she deserved it for having sex at her boyfriend's parents house make me furious -.- If you are 17 or older you are usually responsible enough to have a sex life and your parents should respect your privacy. What's so wrong with the US???

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Eirena 5

Not everyone's parents are gonna be so laid-back. As someone who also has parents that are respectful about my private life, I'd say we got damn lucky. Also, I'm from the US. You can't take one case and generalize it to the whole population.

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DasHaas 9

Yeah, not everyone has good parents who realise their kids have a life of their own and will do the same stuff they did at that age.

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mpalmiter4717 8

YDI for being disrespectful. If you can't afford a hotel then you shouldn't be having sex since you can't afford a baby. Have some respect for yourself

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CptZoe 10

That is not a reason not to have sex, are you kidding! You clearly have had sex as you are a mother, did you not find it fun?! That's why people do it. There are these things called condoms, they can prevent pregnancy! So you can have all the sex you want with no horrible after effects! Check them out.

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WtfLoser 13

OP shouldn't have sex because she can't be responsable of a baby? LMFAO, wth people?! She can have sex if she wants to, please, guys, be realistic..

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