So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Spicy
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 136
You deserved it 39 952

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"Don't worry, he's not as big as your husband."

cash_monkey72 9

But then you compliment her on her cooking and it's all good.

Comments

coughyochick 7

Who in the right state of non ******-up brain, would think that's the right thing to say?

Hey, I used to do the dance with my girlfriends family home. But still, you should have tried thinking ahead to where you could have avoided this situation. In any case, your answer put a hell of a smile on my face! Hope the mom forgives you OP!

wildsweetchild 19

Haha...I absolutely love your response! Now you know ;)

AClassActx3 7

Girls having sex in a boys mothers house. Pretty trashy.

You do know this FML only had 1 girl, 1 boy, and 1 mother, right?

cash_monkey72 9

So multiple boys lived with multiple mothers under the same roof? Please go back to middle school and learn what an apostrophe is and how to use one.

Not everybody can afford to live on their own either. So perhaps not trashy for that reason?

sometimes couples dont have another time you have to work with what you got and im sure op didnt intend to offend her bf's mom

What does her son have to say for himself? Never you're own child's fault. Typical mom.

Looks like mom failed as a parent! Thanks Mom

xxjenn27xx 8

Hahaha i would have said the same shit

Schizomaniac 24

Please sterilize yourself, little girl.

What, before or after giving a ******* to yet another spliff?

Schizomaniac 24

Dammit, Jen, WHY? The only things you should be saying involve homework, chores, and college applications.

x0xJLYNNx0x 1

That sux! It may be smart to lock the door next time. And for everyone saying its rude to have sex in his moms house blah blah blah you don't know his living situation maybe he pays little rent till he saves up for his own place that will be more expensive then living at home. Either way he is entitled to have people over and it is his room

Oh my god this is freaking awesome! I wish there was an awesome button!