Snarky

By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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jeezburger12 10

That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...

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Outsider_77 0

You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards

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DanniMal87 3

Are there people really this dumb out there? I heard of dumb but this is worst than hangover dumb!

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cunteyes 10

*I've, *worse. Practice what you preach

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Clamcreepy 7

You better be glad he didn't bitch slap after that smart remark

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Pelreskovich 11

You have some HUGE balls. Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit when keeping it real goes too far, you just went too far.

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maronofhearts 19

*Keeping it real goes wrong

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DocBastard 38

Your sarcasmometer is incorrectly wired to your brain. Either that or your brain is incorrectly wired to your mouth.

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yourlifesfucked 0

That's quite an impressive pic ya got there.

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2O12 6

If he had the brains then his sarcasmometer should be correctly wired. I'll go with the second one.

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RabidBunny 10

Oh, if only I could count the times my impulse has left me in ruins! Don't worry it happens to all of us :D

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MurphyS94 4

No, it doesn't. Some of us can control ourselves and not say idiotic things to our bosses.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Thats a complete fail, but at least you got one good punch.

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ThecomingofTan 9

You idiot, you were supposed to say "Your dad."

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BeccaHugs 17

#24 I speak for everyone when I say: please shut up.

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ThecomingofTan 9

It's cool, I checked with my therapist. He says that I need to let these thoughts out and express myself instead of holding them in, well either that or lay off of the animal ****.

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brando420 0

Everyone who commented and clicked you deserved it are RETARDED! Good job! Best way to Quit ever... a big F U! Hahahaha

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DocBastard 38

That would be possibly true if this were a booming economy with jobs to spare...and if OP had mentioned ANYTHING about his stupid remark being purposeful. I think we all know who the idiot here is.

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brando420 0

Haha do u know him ?does it effect you in any way he got fired?no its ******* hilarious end of story

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