Snarky

By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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jeezburger12 10

That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...

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Outsider_77 0

You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards

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le_troll 0

Hahahaha the good ol' ya mum joke. Works every time.

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RhymeTyme 3

When you're a smartass Bad things can happen When you're a dumbass You should get a slappin

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

Of course you lost your job jackass.

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shsbrownie 3

i didnt realize 4 year olds could legally work. lol what a dumbass.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I didn't realize 4 year olds can use the "Your mom" joke. I must have fallen behind on the times...

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Okayitwasme 0

Maybe you need a job where you work alone.... Plant trees for forestry or something. Clearly you are the type that would thrive where you have more independence. Good luck OP

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AJRENO 0

You are the stupidest person I have ever met in my entire life. Smart thinking.

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EpicSquishii 21

I was unaware that you had met OP..... How do you two know each other? Dumbass

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DiscoDave 5

I guess u really dislike your boss

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rastafarhi 0

Bro you do have a piss poor attitude. Grow up.

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IsmelG 0

Thinking fast I see lol..

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